It is a well knows fact that I am just not a morning person. If you don't believe me, ask my mom, she would be more than happy to enlighten any of you people on the subject. Anyways, this morning, I was particularly tired and was in no mood to get out of bed, let alone make myself presentable for school. After finally rolling out of my lair, I was getting ready to leave, walked outside, momentarily stopped breathing due to the FREEZING cold (thanks mother nature you whore), and came to realize that for the 264th time, my locks were frozen on sammy (my car, sammy the stratus). AHHHHHHHH. Seriously sammy I just don't understand. I show nothing but love to you, and this is how you repay me. It took some serious wrestling and fondling with the locks on my doors and the key, but i FINALLY got them unlocked. Now sammy, I am just not sure how much longer our relationship can go on like this. Enough is enough. I even gave you a full tank of gas the other day....
Where's the love?
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